Lizzie's encounter on the Psych Ward
Sister Hazel is showing me round the hospital. The children’s ward has a hole in the floor so all the children have been moved to the Psych ward. The dangerous psych patients are locked in a room, the more harmless ones wander round at random. Hazel has just introduced me to the sister: Jovia, who is with one of her patients…

PATIENT: What is your name?
ME: Lizzie
P: Lizzie

P: Is that your mother?
ME: No. My mother is not here
P: I think you lie
ME: Hazel, he thinks you’re my mother
SISTER HAZEL: No I am not her mother. I wish I was

P: I will marry...
SH: Oh you need two hundred thousand cows to marry this one
P: Two thousand?
SH: Two hundred thousand
JOVIA: She is very expensive
P: I have 10 only
SH: No you need 200 000
P: And 5 goats I have
P: And 5 pigs
SH: Pigs! Well if I need pork I will come to you